Mistressing is the new dating. Forget the weirdness and emotional instability of dating, and head right for mistressing. This way, you get the best of all worlds (if you are in fact the kind of person like me who doesn't really have time for dating): no strings attached, high stakes makeouts, and plenty of intrigue. I'm not sure how good I am at this in my first foray, but it's all about building foundations, right?
It's just too bad that I was nearly blacked out when it all went down. I guess there's always next time...
xoxo, Monica Lewinsky
P.S. He only has a girlfriend. I'm not ready for true homewrecking.
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