...Mistress

Mistressing is the new dating. Forget the weirdness and emotional instability of dating, and head right for mistressing. This way, you get the best of all worlds (if you are in fact the kind of person like me who doesn't really have time for dating): no strings attached, high stakes makeouts, and plenty of intrigue. I'm not sure how good I am at this in my first foray, but it's all about building foundations, right?

It's just too bad that I was nearly blacked out when it all went down. I guess there's always next time...

xoxo, Monica Lewinsky

P.S. He only has a girlfriend. I'm not ready for true homewrecking.

...15 Hour Day

I fell off the planet after an intense 2 months of all work and no play. It was wild and wonderful, and kept me so busy that I didn't have time to eat, much less post to my blog. My apartment is totally disheveled, which always indicates the levels of fun and work stress I'm encountering at the time.

I'm heading to Puerto Rico for a mini-break with 6 other gals this weekend to relax and unwind--and to gather many more stories for these pages. The only caveat is a tropical storm is headed to the island. Imagine 7 Manhattanettes in a boarded up hotel along what are supposedly beautiful white sand beaches. Rage face will be omnipresent.

Will be back with live coverage of Tropical Storm Rage Face tomorrow!